A hassankhan and a sherifelgazma walk into a bar

A hassankhanem and a sherifelgazma* walk into a bar, ig's bar, where the Hells angels were hanging out.
The hassankhan shouts/yells, "read Fanon, you fucking bastards."**
After the Hells angels beat the living crap out of them, they arrange them into a sixty-nine position
and skewer them both with a billiards cue so that the cue goes up one's ass and comes out the ass of the other.
Then they tie them up to the ceiling fan.
At which point the hells angels sergeant says, "Fan on for these fuckin' bastards."

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* A hassankhan(em) (Platygonus nefast) is a type of peccary that spreads false rumours about me. Its existence is considered a missing link and a living fossil for evolutionary social immerit theory. It is often found accompanied by its sidekick lackey and talentless blunder, sherifelgazma (Pediculus pubis), a species of louse, in a classic example of a commensal symbiosis relationship.

** for the record, i do not agree w/ Fanon's conclusions.

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