09 May 2015

snafu

The Plumber is shit: water and mildew seeping through all walls in all the buildings i've been in. All the plumbing is fucked.
The electrician is shit: any metal surface electrocute and he doesn't know how to ground the circuit. Another one sold me fuses that caused a house fire.
The carpenter is shit: none of the doors, windows cupboards are fixed.
The handyman is shit: no show. Because my job's too small.
Phone line: cut twice with scissors in the past 7 years.
Taxi drivers are shit: have to ask their permission and tell them your destination before getting in the cab - if they deign to stop for me - which is a rarity, having cost me many appointments in the past, before becoming a shut-in , particularly and expressly to avoid them. And then they choose their own route, take other passengers, never use a meter, Their cars stink, chairs broken, doors broken , etc. etc. etc.
The Bread is shit: regular bakery bread is thin as a wafer , can't hold even spread cheese in one piece. Supermarket bread turns into crumbs after a couple of hours because they cheat in the indegrients.
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