kisses and conversation

The last I've had a conversation with a moderately intelligent educated middle class woman was in 2006. Since then, i haven't sat down or had a conversation with such, i.e., for some nine years! The last time i've kissed or been kissed by a moderately intelligent educated middle class woman was in 1997. Since then, no such relationship, intimacy or mutual affection, i.e., for some eighteen years! ###